Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
The Phantom of the Opera:
Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
West Side Story:
Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.
Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776!
DO YOU HEAR THE ONCERS SING?
SINGING A SONG OF THE RETURN OF THEIR SHOW?
ITS THE MUSIC OF A PEOPLE
WHO WILL NOT BE DEPRIVED AGAIN!
WHEN THE INTRO CREDITS COME ON
AND IT ECHOES THE SOUND OF OUR SOBS
YOU WILL HEAR THE FANDOM RISE
OUAT IS ABOUT TO RESTART!
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR IN A THING
WHEN YOU DONT RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR UNTIL THE CREDITS
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE BUT DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE VOICE ACTOR